So, I work at a hospital and in order to promote handwashing, they came up with this “Peace, Love, and Cleanliness” day. Each department had to come up with their own protest sign and tomorrow, we are to dress up as hippies for a fake protest to “Rage war against germs”, lol. Can you believe that shit? Of course, being the resident tree hugger, I became protest sign maker, elected protest sign carrier in said fake protest, and for the first time in my life, fashion consultant. For the sign, I went with the Beatles “Give Peace a Chance” and made it into, “All we are saying…Give Soap a Chance” The poster is covered in tye-dye fabric and displays a pic of “Kiss My Face” brand soap label (cause it has a hemp leaf and peace sign on it)…the Peaceful Patchouli scent that I love so. I made sure to get a few yellow submarines attatched to the bottom of the sign in case someone was dense enough not to get what the sign was playing of of. I’ll get a pic of it tomorrow and post it here for shits and giggles.
The ONLY reason I’m down with this ridiculous shit is because I get to wear my own clothes to work tomorrow
Every chick in my department keeps asking me how they should dress. I’m like, I dunno, wear something comfortable, that’s how I pick what I’m wearing. Comfortable and least dirty. I don’t really “pick out” my clothes. It just kinda happens. Hey, that shirt is clean, hey that skirt is clean, they don’t match, but fuck it. I’m good to go! I can’t go all out with the apron top for modesty reasons, but don’t think I’m not raging the patchwork skirt and the Chaco’s!!


We literally walked all over the hospital. I guess I thought we’d march in a circle a few times or something, but oh no. We went to all 4 floors, every department and in one door of the nursing stations and out the other. And there were close to 50 people. We looked more like a mardi gras parade than a protest march, but at least it got me outta work for an hour. Some people really spent alot of time on their posters. We didn’t place, but there were like 30 posters being judged.





