Top Ten Quotes of 2007

According to the Editor of the Yale Book of Quotations:

  1. “Don’t tase me, bro.”

  2. “I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us.”

  3. “In Iran we don’t have homosexuals like in your country.”

  4. “That’s some nappy-headed hos there.”

  5. “I don’t recall.”

  6. “There’s only three things he (Republican presidential candidate and former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani) mentions in a sentence: a noun and a verb and 9/11.”

  7. “I’m not going to get into a name-calling match with somebody (Vice President Dick Cheney) who has a 9 percent approval rating.”

  8. “(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom.”

  9. “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”

  10. “I think as far as the adverse impact on the nation around the world, this administration has been the worst in history.”

My head fizzled a little bit while reading number two.

I know, I tried to read through it and actually make sense of it and couldn’t.

It’s THE IRAQ!

“like such as”–quality.

the video of that quote is priceless!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

“Don’t tase me, bro.”


Man, that still makes me laugh.
That shall live on forever.

What an idiot.

“I have a wide stance when going to the bathroom.”

Haha, what a towel.

I also like the Imus quote. Although I think it was blown way out of proportion.

. Arnold Schwarzenegger:

i can’t believe this one was left off the list.

this one was easily in the top 5 i would say ;D

she does have a fine ass

i’d like to motorboat it for days

i like the “don’t tase me bro, don’t tase me. Argghhhhhhhhh (as he gets tased)” so so funny

don’t tase me bro, don’t tase me

it just never gets old, it’s like southpark in real life

this would be funnier if i knew who said all of this stuff.