2012

Non-Phish General
#6

#6. perfume/cologne (dab a little behind your ears and on your belly! oral sex will ensue!!!)

#7

the wha? noooooo. mayonaise. no more predictions. only mayonaise.

#8

We’ve actually got 7, because Brett decided to steal my number.

#9

#8 Coleslaw

1/2 cup Sour Cream
1/2 cup Mayo
1 tbsp Red Wine Vinegar
1 tbsp Lemon juice
1 tsp sugar
1 tsp Celery Seed
1/2 head of cabbage shredded
2 carrots shredded

fer realz

#10

#9, engine lube… For small cars…

#11

#10. Human lube… for cars.

#12

I thought this was some sort of sequel to 2010.

#11. Good substitute for money shots

#13

#mix it with some lemon pepper wax it on some crackers with some libbys potted meat and a caper and call it “Pate on toast points with lemon pepper aoili” to impress your friends in the lot at Hampton

#14

#13. To dip fries in.

#15

#14. To eat out of the jar, a la Homer Simpson

#16

#15. To smear all over nude body -> slide down large hill using old Slip n’ Slide.

#17

CJ, you pranqster…

#16 Aluminum foil hat adhesive

#18

17.) when you want to make a gross “plopping” sound, by slamming you fist into a tub of it

#19
  1. Add a little vinegar, add some garlic, you got Caesar dressing, my friend.
#20

I heard that if you can actually come up with 2012 uses the world will come to an end…or something like that.

  1. Potato motherfucking Salad.
#21

close. the world banking cartel turns to mayonaise. aliens then spread them on their sandwiches and eat them and all is happy.

  1. shampoo you asses!
#22
  1. keep the ozone in tact.
#23
  1. induce puking (by shoving a handful in yo mouf’)
#24

#23) I like to lick it off my woman’s toes.

#25

#24) i start selling buicks in the corner of the room and wait for the end of the world.