2012

#8 Coleslaw

1/2 cup Sour Cream
1/2 cup Mayo
1 tbsp Red Wine Vinegar
1 tbsp Lemon juice
1 tsp sugar
1 tsp Celery Seed
1/2 head of cabbage shredded
2 carrots shredded

fer realz

#9, engine lube… For small cars…

#10. Human lube… for cars.

I thought this was some sort of sequel to 2010.

#11. Good substitute for money shots

#mix it with some lemon pepper wax it on some crackers with some libbys potted meat and a caper and call it “Pate on toast points with lemon pepper aoili” to impress your friends in the lot at Hampton

#13. To dip fries in.

#14. To eat out of the jar, a la Homer Simpson

#15. To smear all over nude body -> slide down large hill using old Slip n’ Slide.

CJ, you pranqster…

#16 Aluminum foil hat adhesive

17.) when you want to make a gross “plopping” sound, by slamming you fist into a tub of it

18. Add a little vinegar, add some garlic, you got Caesar dressing, my friend.

I heard that if you can actually come up with 2012 uses the world will come to an end…or something like that.

19. Potato motherfucking Salad.

close. the world banking cartel turns to mayonaise. aliens then spread them on their sandwiches and eat them and all is happy.

20. shampoo you asses!

21. keep the ozone in tact.

22. induce puking (by shoving a handful in yo mouf’)

#23) I like to lick it off my woman’s toes.

#24) i start selling buicks in the corner of the room and wait for the end of the world.

#25 Head lice remover

#26 Enema

#27 deoderant