close. the world banking cartel turns to mayonaise. aliens then spread them on their sandwiches and eat them and all is happy.
- shampoo you asses!
- keep the ozone in tact.
- induce puking (by shoving a handful in yo mouf’)
#23) I like to lick it off my woman’s toes.
#24) i start selling buicks in the corner of the room and wait for the end of the world.
#25 Head lice remover
#26 Enema
#27 deoderant
#28 ruining food when people specifically request no mayo, but you still put in on it!
(all of these people that fall in the #28 category are real fuckin’ assholes I tell ya)