Troy McClure's astonishing acting career

Movies

“Cry Yuma”
“Here Comes The Coast Guard”
“Preacher With A Shovel” (with Dolores Montenegro)
“The Revenge of Abe Lincoln”
“The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West”
“Calling All Quakers” (with Dolores Montenegro)
“Gladys The Groovy Mule”
“Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die”
“Dial M For Murderousness”
“The Erotic Adventures of Hercules”
“‘P’ is for Psycho”
“The President’s Neck is Missing!”
“The Boatjacking of Supership 79”
“Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic Arms”
“Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out”
“Space Mutants VII: Cry of the Space Mutant”
“The Itchy & Scratchy Movie” (bit part)
“Jagged Attraction”
“Look Who’s Still Oinking”
“Calling All Lumberjacks”
“The Day Paul Bunyan Cried”
“Three Men And A Nuke”
“Radioactive Man III”
“Coffee, Tea, or Fiddle Dee Dee”
“Eenie Meeni Miney, Die”

Educational Films and Such

“The World Without Zinc” (child actor?)
“Fuzzy Bunny’s Guide To You-Know-What”
“Here Comes The Metric System”
“Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly”
“60 Minutes of Car Crash Victims”
“Alice’s Adventures through the Windshield Glass”
“The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot”
"Meat Council film : “Meat And You: Partners in Freedom”
“Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun”
“Firecrackers: The Silent Killer”
“A Tree Grew In Springfield”

Infomercials and the Like

“I Can’t Believe They Invented It: The Candy Bar That Cleans Teeth”
“I Can’t Believe They Invented It: Eyeball Whitener”
“I Can’t Believe They Invented It: Spiffy, the 21st Century Stain Remover”
“I Can’t Believe They Invented It: The Juice Loosener”
“Introductory video to the “Ah! Fudge” chocolate factory”
“We’re Sending our Love Down the Well” (singing)
"Introductory video to “Rancho Relaxo”
“Voice-over for the Duff Gardens commercial”
“The Springfield Squares”
“Impulse Buying Network” (IBN)
“Muttonchops” (A one-man musical tribute to the great thinkers of the 19th Century.)

BEAUTIFUL!!! one of, if not THE, best cameo characters on the show. just watched the one yesterday where he marries aunt selma.

where’d you get that list? please tell me you’ve been compiling it for years everytime you see troy maclure on the show…

“it’s the role i was born to play baby!!!”

I love the leather muppet.

phil hartman was the man…

“then they graduate to BOVINE UNIVERSITY!”

Awesome. Troy McClure is defintely one of the best characters on the whole show.

Duff Man cracks me up too.
“Duff Man can’t breath. Oh no!”
“Now that’s a mug you don’t want to chug.”

I love it when Troy is hosting the telethon, and the phone rings and he goes “What the hell? Ohh, we have a call” classic.

Homer: Are you saying you’re never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

sorry wrong thread

Let’s not forget “Planet of the Apes: The Musical”

^ “They finally made a monkey! THEY FINALLY MADE A MONKEY OUT OF MEEEEEEEEEE!!!..I love you Doctor Zaius!”

My favorite Educational Film:
Locker Room Towel Fights : The Blinding of Larry Driscoll

Favorite Movie:
Leper in the Backfield

Do-It-Yourself Video:
“Dig Your Own Grave and Save”

Self Help Video:
Kiss Your Butt Goodbye: Post-Meltdown Emergency Procedures

Nature Film:
Man Verses Nature: The Road To Victory

I Can’t Believe They Invented It!:
Obscenity! The fragrance that isn’t afraid to speak your mind!

Phil Hartman was one of the funniest men ever!

Yes.

If you haven’t already, go pick up the SNL Best of Phil Hartman DVD. It has so many classic skits, from Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer to the Anal Retentive Chef to The Sinatra Group. The coolest thing though is his audition for SNL which they include as a bonus feature. He does a German impressionist, and he does impressions of John Wayne, Jack Benny and Jack Nicholson all in German. Really funny stuff. I would go so far as to call him my favorite SNL actor/writer ever. (except John Belushi of course).

Definitely. One of the best snl members ever. He had a great voice for his occupation. Didn’t his wife kill him or something? I think that is what happened. That is truly sad

^ “We know for sure (Brynn Hartman) inflicted her own gunshot wound, and she apparently shot herself as the officers were in the house,” said Lt. Anthony Alba of the Los Angeles Police Department. “Mr. Hartman had been dead for a while. He did not die at the same time that Mrs. Hartman apparently killed herself.”

On a funnier note, while I was looking around through the earlier years of SNL, I found the following exchange between Jane Curtin and Dan Akroyd during their famous “Point/Counterpoint Skit”:

Curtin: “Dan, only a reactionary ass such as yourself could oppose full diplomatic relations with China. As President Carter said, it’s a simple recognition of reality. How can we ignore eight hundred million people? But, then again, I guess it’s your habit to ignore reality. You’re a paranoid schizophrenic, Dan, whose politics are obviously born out of some buried infantile trauma. You hide from reality, constructing a hostile world to justify your own incapacity for love and compassion. Go ahead, Dan, live in your dark, lonely world. …”

Aykroyd: “Jane, you ignorant slut. My personality profile is not at issue here, any more than is your inability to achieve orgasm. The issue is Taiwan. How can we expect to have the confidence of any free nation when we stab one of our most faithful allies in the back? I suppose you’d like to conduct our foreign policy the way you conduct your private life, hopping from bed to bed with anyone who can do you some good. Then what do you have? An old, dried-out scuz that no decent man would be seen with. Is that what you want for America? It’s too late for you, Jane, but our country still has some dignity left, you hosebag!”

maybe i read over the list too quickly but what about the one where he does a self help and says something like

“you might remember me from such self help videos as get confident stupid, and smoke yourself thin”

ahh yes, brilliant character

“when I grow up, I’m going to Bovine University”

What about that show where people looked like stuff?

There was the jack-o-lantern, a coffee pot… and something else… a broom?

I think Troy hosted that

Don’t forget about the great Lionel Hutz:

"Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly,” and replace “dog” with “son.”

"no love for old Gil on the Oh Kee Pa huh? well that’s ok, i’ll just go back to the warehouse and cry myself to sleep."sigh

^that was the crappy phil hartman replacement…

no love at all