The Tide Pod challenge is just about the craziest fad I can remember, but I did get some serious chuckles out of it. Below is a short reimagining of Roald Dahl’s classic “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.”
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/charlie-and-the-tide-pod-factory
is this still the longest running thread?
Yes. And it’s legs are very tired.
I thought it was the Good Morning thread.
Being up for something and down for something are the same thing.
Still not over that yet.
Sometimes I question my logic in buying expensive equipment in order to get that perfectly shit sound, when I could go for the cheaper option and have that genuinely shit sound by buying shit equipment. Its the process isn’t it. I’m a fucking knob for process.
^That stuff makes me glad that I can rarely tell the difference between “bad audio” and “good audio.” Saves me a lot of money and heartache.
^ At one point I thought it was necessary to buy more expensive bottles of wine. One day I realized that my palate isn’t refined enough to distinguish between merlot and pino noir, so how the fuck would I be able to tell the difference between an expensive bottle and a cheap bottle? It was at this moment that I stopped buying wine that costs more than $5 dollars a bottle.
At one point I thought it was necessary to buy more expensive bottles of wine. One day I realized that my palate isn’t refined enough to distinguish between merlot and pino noir, so how the fuck would I be able to tell the difference between an expensive bottle and a cheap bottle
I’m the same way. I can’t tell at all. I just get mine from local sellers since it’s not like I know if it’s good or not and I can brag about supporting someone local.
I’m the same with music quality…I have no idea what the difference is between bad audio and good audio is so I’ll take it however I can.
Favorite cereal fruit addition: blueberries.
Tip: Try them frozen!
Boo-berry doesn’t count. Right?
I remember rushing to answer the phone … especially before the invention of the answering machine … now that the phone is in my pocket all day I rarely answer calls.
^I still answer them all since, even if it’s spam, I want to make sure so I can then Call Block their ass. A fine invention.
Before Type Your Thoughts there were the Little Things:
http://www.ohkeepa.com/viewtopic.php?f=72&t=2137&hilit=night+late
From what I observe on the roadways, most people keep their windows up at all times. Fresh air? Who needs it.
What? And here I am messaging you old Count Chocula commercials like an idiot.
What? And here I am messaging you old Count Chocula commercials like an idiot.
I was going to suggest you forward them to me but Facebook kicked me off for not using a real name. Jerks.
One day the pot’s gonna recognize it’s green, and finally gonna call the kettle green, so as not to continue the endless cycle of hypocrisy. But you know, the kettle’ll probably reply, “Dude you’re baked.”
^Had another thought to post, but who can follow this brilliance? Let’s just continue to ponder this one^
New portmanteau: peemergency