::readies 5 gallon buckets of water::
I just realized that my given birth name might be the whitest name in the history of the civilization.
Does anyone here know anyone who is non-white named “Neil?”
Hell, other that Neil Sedaka, Neil Simon, Neil Diamond, and Neil Armstrong, who else is there? I’m the 5th Neil.
Seriously.
puts on some hip-hop music
::bobs head::
This is my buddy Neil. He’s pretty white.
this is my friend neil.
and i’ll make sure you get to the emerald city whether i get a heart or not. beehive, bah!
weird. i thought this was the movie quote thread.
no joke.
oh yeah I forgot Neil Young.
whoopsadaisy.
3 days til vacation
unlike Bill C
there will be mass inhalation
Cowboy Neal?
Neil???
Today seems like a rather slow day here at the Pa.
yes, rather slow. slow indeed.
hmm
::logs off::
We finally got him to log off!
::wonders if there’s any chance that Hank doesn’t realize I’m joking::
::figures he probably does, especially after this self-narration bit::
::deletes account::
^Can I have all of Hanks account stuff?.. Please…
^YOU GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!!
Does Shaquille O’NEIL or Jermaine O’NEAL count? It kinda does, right? No? Dang…
Hi Phishinsky!
Well, it’s good to be back to the 'ol OKP.
Allgood was a fucking blast. Very relaxed.
Bill, you look a lot like I imagined you, for some reason.
You have a beautiful wife and it’s heartwarming to see and hear about such a beautiful relationship.
Carry on with the Neil-ing everybody.
^ thanks, I was trying to come back with a cloak, but I lost it…