2 things.
i just found a bag of cashews…i started to eat them…on 7th or so handful i looked down…saw somethign…looked like hair…it was some sort of shell of an insect and some sort of webbing…meal worms or some shit…moths…i dont know. i think im gonna puke.
also…my friend is in jail…and i hate to say this but its his own fault. crazy shit. it involves explosives. fuckin wack.
Meal worms have alot of protein…
It’s entirely possible that on the previous 6 handfuls you ate some bugs and didn’t even know it.
That sounds nummy, man.
I wonder how he knew it was 7 handfuls though, anyone really count?
Has someone EVER bought a new car because they saw it in a commercial? I mean EVER? I find it so ridiculous that the biggest advertisers are car companies yet I dont’ know anyone who has bought a car because they saw it on a commercial, not to mention that car commercials are by far the most boring and uncreative commercials out there. I personally don’t even remember the name of the cars anyway. Their advertising fails. And can’t afford to get different ad agencies? It’s like every company uses the same boring ad agency who spews out the same boring ads. Who watches those ads and says “Yeah!! Now THAT’S a great ad!!”
And why are there commercials for things like milk and cheese? I mean are there people out there who didn’t know about these things are were suddenly amazed that there’s something called milk and cheese out there? Don’t people either like or dislike milk and cheese and no amount of advertising will change that?
Are there any doctors out there? Maybe it’s me but wouldn’t you HATE all these commercials that ask you to “ask you doctor about so-and-so drug?” I can’t even imagine the large amount of idiots who seriously brings this stuff up to their doctor. And is there anything better than having a massive number of ads for something that you can’t even buy without a prescription? This is living proof that pharmaceutical companies make WAAAAAY too much money.
God I hate commercials. I swear…only 10% of them actually sell the product well and the rest fail miserably. Even the really funny commercials half the time I won’t even remember what the commercial was for. Everyone remembers the Terry Tate Office Linebacker commercials but I couldn’t ever tell you what company it was for. As always, commercials suck
Stevo
Drank too much last night.
Hungover at work.
Went to get greasy food.
McDonald’s.
I now feel worse than I did before.
The end.
^^Those car commercials aren’t really aimed at those of us who are not in the market. They aren’t even aimed at people who are, but not for the class of car they are advertising. Honda commercials are aimed at people who are undecided about wanting to buy either a Honda, a Toyota, a Subaru or a Hyundai.
Most advertising is aimed at the undecided committed buying public. You just may see that Honda in a different way after seeing it under just the right conditions. That’s why they pay billions of dollars in advertising. The less you see of Toyotas, the less likely you are to consider them in your decision. These methods of adverstising are not established without the years and years of statistical analysis that proves, on average, it’s worth the money to do it.
I just realized its been pretty much exactly a year since I was arrested crossing the Canadian border on the way to 10klf. That was probably one of the most traumatic experiences of my life. and now I just make jokes about it. Weird how that is. What a long strange fun trip it was though across Canada.
4 hours til vacation on Marthas Vineyard
can’t wait to hit up the Offshore Ale Co.
damn, gotta pick up before i leave…
pick up before you leave?
just do it when you get back.
there is nothing better than coming home to a filthy house.
nothing.
I dunno, coming home to armed assailants seems like it could be a good time.
pick up meaning herbal goods, ha
oh…you and you east coasters and all yer lingo.
im just not hip any more.
we are all cunning linguists o’er here
let me inform you all of one thing.
please pay attention.
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remember this.
utmost importance.
thank you.
im a master debater.
What?
is that a question?
are you asking me or telling me?
i don’t even know anymore