“we dont make mistakes…just happy accidents.” -bob ross
Does he have boobs?
Nice diversion! I’d wondered about that before. My 24 points didn’t cut the mustard in this test. Woot.
My husband told me once I was autistic, but I got 12 on that quiz so take THAT, Holt!
George Carlin was the man (“Fuck you I’m getting IN the plane”) as was Bob Ross("here’s another happy little tree and he’s going to live…right…here…yeahhhh)
So glad to have lived through another clothes shopping day with my daughter. I hate clothes shopping and even worse waiting for somebody else to shop. And, when the hell did 1985’s tight jeans get in style for 9 year olds??! I’m officially appauled.
Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.
what i wanna know is who in the hell is this zone2 guy?
I miss ZoneDeux.
i’ll second that…i’ll even third it if need be.
for some reason everytime i leave my house my dog drags his food bowl to the middle of the room, dumps it on the rug and then folds the rug around the food and tipped over bowl…so basically i have a hobo sack full of dog kibble and a dog bowl in the middle of the room waiting for me once i return. i cant say i enjoy it but i can say that if he didnt do it i may miss it.
Don’t know if any of you are acquainted with the original “Little Rascals” short films from the 30s and 40s, but Pete the dog, a pit bull, was a regular through many of the episodes. And I know that there was at least one where they made Pets’s eyes bug out like this with special effects.
I remember that one as well.
Was it the one where they were on the ship with some sort of pirate, or ghost… or pirate ghost?
And Stimey wants a veal cutlass.
It is 101 right now in Santa Monica! Everyone is dying and complaining. I am LOVING it. 
The power company cut down some of the trees in my front yard. I requested they leave the wood stacked so I could give it to my dad who has a wood burning stove. When I come home I find all my fucking neighbors crawling all over my property and loading up their trucks with the wood. Then the leader of the douchebags tries to convince me I told him it was cool. What the fuck is wrong with people?
Go around to that dudes yard, and start loading up what hes got out there, then when he comes out and complains, tell him that he said it was ok. 
They’re all idiots.
Better yet, go inside that dudes house and start loading up on shit.
^^^That’s major BS. I hope you told them all the bring back your mother effing wood! Either that, or thank them for loading it up and delivering it to your dad 
^nice!
Sounds like socialism in action, so maybe he just assumed it was cool. Gotta look at it this way, without those trees, now the neighbors won’t have a place for their dogs to piss on your property.
Take a car battery. Then run wires out and around the wood pile. This should take care of the pilfering and the pissing dogs. 