::waves::
drunken late nights with family are fun. You don’t see them very often, so at first you’re a little nervous, but once everyone loosens up its smooth sailing.
holy shit, we’re three bottles into the night and having a great fricken time. Good family get togethers are indeed one of the pleasant wonders of life.
When will I get to party with my OKP family?
You folks are the best. Shit am I drunk, but that doesn’t mean I’m not telling you the truth.
later…
I KNEW IT! I knew we were the best.
^i had an inklin’…but thats it.
i bought a bic lighter case…its orange…and squishy.
mini bic lighter case…sorry for the confusion.
wanna know something…i sent fluff my favorite cd ever…well a copy of it…he never responded…he told me he got them but i was expecting a reaction like i give this disc and there was none to be found.
yesterday my gf and i went to the salvaaaaaation army…she wanted this one couch for 179.99 or something…we sat on it…i looked at ties…then we went to another section of couches…we sat on a blue love seat…i looked at the tag…149.99 for a a COUCH and the LOVESEAT…we paid…i had the loveseat loaded in my friends trucj that i had borrowed…we went home…i asked my other friend if he could stop at the salv.arm to pick up the other part of the set…the three seater///he gripped it up and pulled into the driveway…he says “whats with all the cords hanging out of the back of that thing?” i get all nervous thinking we made an awful buy…we inspect it and find that the backing of thae middle seat flips dpwn and has all sorts of controls for a massager and heat and some sort of phone hook up. we plug the be-otch in and low and behold both sides of it work…it massages…it heats…it slices…dices…juliennes…all that jazz…so yeah…150.
woot, niggas.
I should laugh, but I cry,
Because your love has passed me by.
You took me by surprise;
You didn
I just took a dump that would make Tom Green cringe.
Spending money recklessly is one of the funnest things to do.
You can’t send me favorite CD’s ever?
What the fuck, Thom?
I thought we had something.
Man, I feel really good today, simply because I’m free.
No more school on the horizon to worry about, just festivals and a long summer of debauchery to look forward to.
Still got at least a quarter of that keg too. F-yeah.
Since when does the law stop Thom?
Amen brothaaaaa!!!
damn it needs to fucking rain down here.
the smoke from the everglades fires is so bad today that being outside for just a few minutes is enough to fuck up your eyes and breathing.
As a golfer, there really is nothing more satisfying than seeing a PGA tour member hitting a bad shot.
I mean, it really humanizes them; brings them down to my level.
Thanks, guy-who-just-shanked-a-shot!
In the realm of sports broadcasting - we’re talking all major sports here: the big 4, as well as golf, soccer, x-games, figure skating, etc…Johnny Miller may have the biggest head of all-time. It’s enormous. It’s like an orange on a toothpick. That’s right.
I’m trying to the find the right thread…
I am completely bombed.
In other words, any post I make afther this one cannot be taken seriously. Cerisouly.
Good to know.
All right.
I won’t stoop.
neil young is the shit
powderfinger might be one of the greatest songs ever