you are like a hurricane
there’s calm in your eye
and i’m getting blown away
to somewhere safer where the feeling stays
i wanna love you but i get so blown awaaaaaaay
Plays “I’m So Tired” from the White Album in honor of Glenn
Maxim just came out with their “Hot 100” for 2007.
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Lindsay Lohan
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Jessica Alba
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Scarlett Johannsen
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Christina Aquilera
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Jessica Biel
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Ali Larter
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Eva Mendes
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Rihanna
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Eva Longoria
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Fergie
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Sienna Miller
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Angelina Jolie
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Beyonce
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Katherine Heigl
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Ashlee Simpson
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Sarah Silverman
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Ashley Olsen
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Jessica Simpson
Personally, I liked Lohan when she was curvy and not strung out. She looked dynamite in that Harry Potter skit on SNL.
Ashley Simpson looks like a wart on my nuts. How is she rated higher than Jessica?
There’s the “old” Ashlee Simpson:
[size=75](I didn’t realize her hooters were so big)[/size]
And the “new” Ashlee Simpson:
Scarlett for me, thanks.
Marge for me. Yow!
Lindsey Lohan?
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
‘Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?’ - Johnny Rotten
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This list must be restricted to women of Hollywood , because Marissa Miller, the SI Swimsuit model, is without a doubt the hottest piece on the planet.
Hey, what about Kathy Ireland?
What? This isn’t 1992?
^I don’t know about restricted to only Hollywood, but I’m sure it was restricted for people under 40.
who cares?
restrict that bullshit to Greater Ft Lauderdale and the hottest girl around (at least as far as i’m concerned) is a girl i’ve been on the fence with for a long time but could never quite pinpoint as how i felt about her. I figured it out tonight (i think).
She (as most people are) is a state of mind, that is only a state of mind that i am sometimes and other times i can be the exact opposite which is pretty much how i am now. I was pretty much her state of mind when i first got back down here but it didn’t work out for other reasons. I could make her mine with some effort that i’m scepticle about because i feel like it would be part desperation and part just jacking off about the way i felt three months ago. Plus i’m probably going to leave town again soon and the road has always been much more appealing to me than settling for a girl that i’m not even sure i love or if i’m just drawn in by her hypnotic charm.
either way i’m starting to feel really good about not giving a shit again and that’s always a good place to be.
and i’m not sure if any of you care about any of this at all, i just saw the thread that said “type your thoughts” and i did so, so lay off me i didn’t make the rules here.
i’m also a bit drunk but i don’t think that has anything to do with it.
i am yours, you are mine, you are what you are; and you make it haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrd.
watches video
lights up cig
Hey, fuck it.
Here’s the Maxim 100 in a slide show.
For any red-blooded male who is interested.
http://www.maximonline.com/slideshows/index.aspx?imgCollectId=190
Dude! Sun from LOST is on there??!!
I don’t even think of her as hot on the show…she’s so motherly and quiet.
Gettin outta here for a three day weekend, although I wasn’t really working hard this afternoon. All I was doing was putting the finishing touches on an employee outing I organized to see a Lakewood BlueClaws baseball game (Single A farm club of the Phillies). It’s a great park and a fun place to see a game, and someone in the organization is a Phish fan because there’s a car with stickers on it parked very often in the employees area.
Taking Monday off to go into the city to a gallery exhibit of Claude Monet paintings as a fundraiser for breast cancer. Taking our eldest daughter and her husband in because she’s been a Monet fan since college.
Will be at Chuckie Cheese tonight with one of the grandkids, and the rest of the weekend will be spent getting the planting done outside, if it doesn’t rain.
Wish you all a good weekend. Seacrest out. (Don’t you just want to smack that guy everytime he says that?)
later guys.
follows fone out, shaking head at impending busyness of the weekend, narrated hosemasterflex from his own post
Hit one of those moles on the head for me, fone.