Type your thoughts (Part 1)

^^did you see the movie, The Queen? I don’t remember that period of time, I guess I wasn’t tuned into what was going on in England, but was that story pretty much true, or highly dramatized? Was/Is the Queen’s husband that much of a stuffed shirt, or is the attitude of the British people that of acceptance of the royal behavior?

Also in the movie, a young girl gives the Queen flowers after her reluctance for open expression of grief, kind of signifying that the people understood her position, or at least accepted it.

Anyway, I’m feeling real guilty this morning for being unable to avoid killing one of these on the way into work:

It must have been injured or something because I saw it sitting in the other lane of traffic as I approached, and expected it to fly or jump away onto the shoulder. Instead, as I approached, it avoided an oncoming car by turning and jumping into my lane, just as I passed.

It was gross because I felt the clump under my rear wheel and looked in the mirror to see feathers everywhere in the air behind me. Sucked. And mourning doves are so cool. They always travel in pairs, and just hang out on the ground around our bird feeder, picking up seeds that the perching birds drop.

Speaking of birds, did you know that bluejays, as nasty as they can be to the other bird species, stealing their eggs and hatchlings, are one of the few species that will actually band together to fight off a threat.

When a larger predatory bird enters a bluejays nesting area, they squawk out a very frantic and recognizable call that all the other jays in the neighborhood respond to. They’ll band together to drive the predator off.

This happened yesterday morning as a hawk had flown into the trees in my backyard, and the noise that erupted from the jays was near deafening. We knew something was up when we heard it, and after a minute or so, saw the hawk beeline it out of the trees, emptyhanded.

The word “smegma” is one of the most popular words searched for on the World Wide Web. According to a report of the DICT development group [7], which runs dictionary servers on the Internet, in a several-month period in which over 3 million requests for definitions of words were submitted to their servers, of 100,000 words requested and found in their dictionaries, “smegma” was number 180 in frequency or popularity, i.e. it was in the upper one-fifth of one percent in popularity.

112 right now in Las Vegas.

fuck.

that.

i can barely handle 90.

I would rather it be 30 degrees than 90 degrees

At first I was like: “whoa that’s twice as hot as it is here!”

Then I realized that I suck at maths

^haha

If we’re lucky, we’ll get to 117 on Thursday.

FUck it was 115+ today (i didn’ t go outside all day!) fuck that,
and they say tomorrow and wednsay are supposed to be like 117+
fuuuuck thaaat shit man I hate this place. haha.

yeah, its hot as fuck down here in the tropical swamps

but the desert is just inhumane.

Half day at work today. Leaving at about 1:30. Hittin’ up the golf course hopefully.

Then no work tomorrow!

That’s cool, enjoy the holiday.

I’ve got an extra long day today, until 830 tonight. But then I’m off tomorrow for the holiday and I’m taking Thurs and Fri to extend the break into a mini-vaca. No specific plans except for Saturday’s romp in NYC all day.

i for one just got called in to a full day and night shift at the old pizza place.

the one where i actually make money.

should be fun kind of but boring as fuck between 2 and 6.

I just ducked out to the local supermarket (Shoprite, of course) to buy 3 four pound bags of popcorn kernels. The Air Force unit that we support by donating and shipping assorted foods and health and beauty items to them on a regular basis, has made a special request of unpopped popcorn. Seems that they’re able to get and watch movies once a week at a makeshift outdoor theater they’ve constructed, and have a corn popping machine available to them.

Since we got the request this morning, people in my office have already purchased about fifty pounds of the stuff. Looks pretty neat, all of that popcorn in one place.

Just got home from work. Kickin’ back a few drinks before golf.

Turned on ESPN and they’re replaying the 2006 Nathan’s hot dog eating contest.

Good god, people!

I eat 2 double cheeseburgers from McDonald’s in 5 minutes and I’m ready to pass out.

oh yeah baby just got some yummy psychedelics to make up for the cancelled Bisco show we were supposed to go to in Seaside Heights, Jersey. it should be a fun evening! wahoooooo

Page’s father was just on the Today show.

^damnit any re-runs?

fone, yea hitting animals suck, there is always at least 2 dead chipmunks, birds, etc on any given road in my town… hell mourning doves LIVE around my house due to my parents love of bird watching and feeding.

anyways, i woke up bout an hour ago, now bongage has gotten me ‘elevated’

happy 4th peoples

Happy volcano day!


oh nice. I tried one of those volcanoes recently.

after a weekend of festi partying, Sunday morning we ran into a kid in a V-dub with one of those. It kept me REALLY HIGH for 5-6 hours, and that’s saying a lot considering my tolerance.

Bag it!