Time for my “UFO Rant”
I just don’t know about UFOs. I kind of believe that there IS likely life on other planets but I don’t really believe that they’ve ever come here. I mean, look at all the assumptions of UFOs:
We always assume that they have VASTLY greater technology than us - Why would this happen? Supposedly the whole universe was created all at once. Why would one alien race be SO much more advanced than any other? How do we know that WE aren’t the most advanced planet in the universe? I’d say we’re doing pretty well.
UFOs ALWAYS come during nighttime - I’ve never heard of a single story of one coming during the day. Why would they care about when they arrive? If they REALLY wanted to hide their presence they’d turn off all the bright lights and crap on their ships.
UFOs never do ANYTHING - I mean EVER. Every story about them is people see them and then they go away. They never land anywhere, they never attack anyone, they never do anything aside from the occasional abduction story. Apparently every UFO ever just floats high in the sky and then disappears. Why would anyone do that? If it was humans arriving on another planet, they’d instantly land and start wandering around and checking stuff out and might even try to communicate with the locals. This is except for when they randomly make symbols in crop fields in the middle of the night with no one noticing them making the symbols. Let’s just say that I think a lot of farmers have WAAAAY too much time on their hands.
Aliens ALWAYS kidnap people and do anal probes - Why do they capture people and release them? Why wouldn’t they just keep their specimans? And what’s with the anal probes? In theory, they don’t even know what body part it is. If it was US capturing aliens, I guarantee that we wouldn’t be returning them so they could tell their friends about it.
UFOs NEVER show up around major cities - They always show up in rural Kansas or in some farm field where there’s ONE guy within a 50 mile radius of where the UFO landed. And you never see a major news network discover these aliens. Not once. If aliens don’t know anything about Earth, then why would they care where they land? Oh, and by the way…why don’t radars EVER pick them up?
People always assume that aliens look humanoid just like us but with weird shaped heads - Why are aliens always looking like that? Why aren’t there stories of aliens that look like the ones from the movie Alien? Or of aliens that crawl on all-fours or have their heads where their butts would be? It’s ALWAYS the same humanoid alien. And also why wouldn’t they look exactly like us? What if life is exactly the same on all planets and they just speak different languages or whatever. You never hear of that theory. And why do they always assume that aliens have NO problem breathing on our planet? I’ve never heard of an alien wearing a space suit.
Why don’t we EVER find satellites or space probes coming our way? I mean we’ve sent out throusands of satellites and probes out into space that are just out there floating randomly. We’ve NEVER seen one coming from an another planet. Wouldn’t it be normal for a planet to send out an unmanned satellite before they have the technology to fly to other planets? It would VERY smart for them to monitor another planet via a satellite before they ever attempt coming here. Why haven’t we seen ANY of these?
UFOs are ALWAYS some disc-shaped ship. - ALWAYS. They never have sleek rectangular ships or shuttles or standard-looking planes. It’s ALWAYS a disc.
People always assume that normal physics NEVER apply to UFOs -They always sail away at a billion miles per hour and can zoom up and down without any propulsion. They may be aliens but it don’t mean that basics physics still don’t apply to them. They still need basic propulsion like any ship but you never hear about that. Even the ships on Star Trek and Star Wars needed propulsion.
And that’s the worst thing…ALL of the excuses that people make for why we can’t see UFOs…cloaking devices, warp-speed, etc etc…these ALL come from Star Trek or Star Wars. ALL of these excuses. These people are just spewing things from a movie and don’t even know it.
There’s just FAR too many holes in these stories of UFOs. I don’t buy em. But it’s fun to imagine and wonder “what if” but it’s mostly best to make fun of them.
Stevo
