Useless Information Friday

I also heard new words are called neologisms.

More than 2,500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.

^Can we get an example?

honestly i got no clue… i found it on some random fact site…

GIVE US THE MOTHER FUCKING EVIDENCE!!!

switch the letters in ELVIS LIVE, IT COMES OUT EVIL LIVES

SANTA = SATAN

INTERESTING

For some reason, golf clubs come immediately to mind.

Does it count if a left-handed person is minding his own business inside his nice ranch-style home and a burglar comes in and beats him to death with a right-handed Ping 7-iron?

i would call that legit

Los Angeles and San Francisco become 2.5 inches closer together each year because they are on opposite sides of the San Andreas fault.

Mario, of Super Mario Bros. fame, appeared in the 1981 arcade game, Donkey Kong. His original name was Jumpman, but was changed to Mario to honor the Nintendo of America’s landlord, Mario Segali.

The volume of water in the Amazon river is greater than the next eight largest rivers in the world combined.

Before 1859, baseball umpires were seated in padded chairs behind home plate.

Montpelier, Vermont is the only U.S. state capital without a McDonald’s.

Despite the fact that 77 percent of Americans go to the grocery store with a list, it’s estimated that half of everything bought there is bought on impulse. Supermarkets report very strong sales of almost anything they stock at the check-out line.

Scientists have actually performed brain surgery on cockroaches.

It would take twenty new mid-size cars to generate the same amount of pollution that a mid-size 1960’s car did.

Fleas can accelerate 50 times faster than the space shuttle.

Leaving the water running while brushing your teeth can waste four gallons of water in a minute.

President Teddy Roosevelt died from an “infected tooth.”

On average, a car driver will swear or blashpheme 32,025 times in their lifetime while driving.

Actor Steve McQueen encouraged his karate teacher to pursue a career in acting. The teacher? Chuck Norris. McQueen is quoted as telling Norris, “If you can’t do anything else’ there’s always acting.”

Since 1978, at least 37 people have died as a result of shaking vending machines, in an attempt to get free merchandise. More than 100 people have been injured. Since causes of death began to be reported, only 17 people have ever been killed by stingrays.

Walt Disney named Mickey Mouse after Mickey Rooney, whose mother he dated for some time.

The author of Roberts’ Rules of Order, Col. Roberts of the U. S. Corps of Engineers, is also famous as the engineer in charge of designing the Seawall in Galveston, Texas. This Seawall was constructed after the famous hurricane of 1900 which hit Galveston, killing thousands.

Whoopi Goldberg was a mortuary cosmetologist and a bricklayer before becoming an actress.

Pez was invented in 1927 by Eduard Haas, an Austrian anti-smoking fanatic, who marketed peppermint-flavored PEZ as a cigarette substitute. The candy gets its name from the German word for peppermint, Pfefferminze. Haas brought the candy to the U.S. in 1952. It bombed, so he reintroduced it as a children’s toy, complete with cartoon heads and fruity flavors. One of the most secretive companies in the U.S., PEZ won’t even disclose who currently owns the company.

Pregnant goldfish are “twits.” Dr. Seuss coined the word “nerd” in his 1950 book “If I Ran The Zoo”

The study of nose picking is called “rhinotillexomania.”

After his death in 1937, Guglielmo Marconi, inventor of the wireless telegraph was honored by broadcasters worldwide as they let the airwaves fall silent for two minutes in his memory.

DOG = GOD

OTTO = OTTO

lionoil:lionoil

oh useless info?

chuck norris fucked your mom, your dad gave him a high five

Yeah, I guess that would work.

I was thinking about scissors…

Think about it… you’re left handed using right handed scissors, fumble and cut your genitals off.

OTTO = TOOT

OTTO = TOTO

people = shit

The Paul Anka cover of that is teh_lol…

you really want a useless fact???

DO YA???

2+2=4

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy

Spinach will give you E.Coli.

Throw it out if you got it!

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of their rate of reproduction.

DAMN

^^ haha will i saw that shit on the news today…

fuggin spinach

“Hang on Sloopy” is the official rock song of Ohio.

Haha. A bunch of you OKP’ers are from Ohio, and now this is what I will think of when I think of you. “Sloopy, let your hair down girl. Let it hang down on me.”

“In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.”
that’s when I was born!

“The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.”
this must have been before “lol”… lol.

my friend and I want to be the cat dropper for the multistory cats.