“Van Halen will announce a 50-date American reunion tour with original singer David Lee Roth during a news conference in Hollywood next week, sources said.”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070807/en_nm/vanhalen_dc;_ylt=AhaSqXBvev4B87rcZxKqXcsDW7oF
This should work well.
Chazz: Okay, lemme ask you a question: whose side did you take in the big David Lee Roth-Van Halen split?
Chris Moore: What?
Marcus: What kind of question is that?
Chazz: Who’s side did you take: Halen or Roth?
Chris Moore: …Van Halen
Ian: HE’S A COP!
Yeah I can’t wait for the new awesome album they’re not gonna make, and for how lovingly the fans are not gonna accept Wolfgang on bass.
Hey, at least David Lee Roth is singing live. That should sound really, really good.
BWAHAHA! I cant even look at Roth without laughing! The guy is such a goofball! Don’t get me wrong, I still have my 1984 on vinyl, and wore the thing out back in the day.
But this is gonna be a complete joke.
;D ;D ;D
“What was she on the Clydesdale Scale…? That’s how many Clydesdale’s it would take to tear her off your face.”
"The Lone Rangers? That’s original. How can you pluralize “The Lone Ranger”? "
Rodney King! Rodney King! Rodney King!
“I haven’t eaten in weeks!!”
but seriously, 50 dates?? Makes 8-show June runs look even more pathetic.
I wonder if Conseco Fieldhouse is on tap for that tour…
Something tells me it might be. That or the Coliseum in Ft. Wayne.
Meh.
this tour is going to go over like a turd in the punchbowl