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Date: 2008-11-25, 2:27PM EST
Good Afternoon,
We need someone to stand, silently, next to our carving station and ladle delicious gravy onto sliced roast turkey, mashed potatoes, and stuffing, for our guests. You should be well versed in dining etiquette and be able to deliver impeccable pilgrim dialect, as you will be dressed like one. Our guests may say something to you like “Ladle gravy on my meal, you wretch” and your reply would be “The ladle awaits you, my excellence.” Then tip your ridiculous cap with the useless belt buckle on it. After dinner is served and you are done washing the dishes, you will be tipped handsomely to chase imaginary indians off our property.
Location: Manchester By The $ea
Compensation $900
Think about it. Get into Hampton just for ladeling gravy for rich fools!