If you use hotmail, yahoo mail, or AOL still… Maybe you deserve a virus to wipe out your computer so you can start over.
uses “Ask Jeeves” to look up something
The only annoying thing is the “please send a copy of this e-mail to all of your friends” part of that message. Seriously, if I got an e-mail for every new type of virus out there, then I’d never read my friend’s e-mails ever.
And aren’t we to the point where everyone basically knows to not open attachments and not respond to offers of free money via e-mail?
Stevo
but stevo…if you could just PM me your bank account numbers we could go ahead and do this direct deposit into yer account. you won, man.
Yeah, I just won the British Lottery today. I must be the luckiest guy ever.
Stevo
Good afternoon good sir,
As you may realise you are unfortunately unable to collect said winnings as you are not a British Citizen. Well guess what!? Today is your lucky day
man…you had me until you asked for the urine sample.
I only open emails that advertise making my ding dong bigger.
why, isn’t your doorbell big enough?
or are you looking for more clapper satisfaction?
^fone pwns
Or for hot hookups in my area. SHWING!!
Stevo