We should have a thread/section where new members can say hello and introduce themselves.
The question is, where? How? Why? Who? Flizzy flazzle?
^
There’s no way you’re not under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
There just isn’t.
You got me.
I was drunk.
But I saw somebody make a post, and I realized I had no idea who the brahhh was.
That was too good, Neil. 
'Twas the “Flizzy flazzle” that tipped me off.
Well a hearty welcome to me then! I’m kinda new. Bring it on.
this is a good idea, but new members don’t know how to navigate the site anyway. We would have to create an entire board, which would be OK I guess.
I laughed my ass off at this…way to go, Neil!
HI!!!
Hi spooksgroove!! Welcome to the OhKeePa … I hope you really like it here. I understand there’s breezes here and teh brahs and some sausages. We talk about Phish a lot, because we all enjoy the rock and roll music of the musical group Phish. Don’t you? If you ever need anything, I’m sure the admins and moderators will be all over it like stoned hippies on a festival site.
[I was just thinking, hey, … if we can’t welcome the folks who are already established here, how are we ever gonna hope to welcome the newcomers? :D]
Heloo, my name is goldphish… and I have a member… and I’m not afraid to use it!
so… anyway… yes it would be a good idea to have a whole separate board for newcomers so they can say things like that^^^… and get pissed at Greg for the very first time! Wheeeeeeee!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Sticky THIS greg! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… :D\
Gets up from the computer, stands and faces all
“Uh, Uh, Hello my name is OlfactoryHue and im a Phish addict”
sits down and itches like a crack head
admiting it is the first step
Hi OlfactoryHue!
Wait so is this the new member thread, or are we going to make one?? Or even a board??
Board, ha ha ha…
i just picture all of us sitting in a circle taking turns saying we are phish addicts, with a smoking run like an antelope playing in the background, the one of us starting to seizure on the floor, another doing the running man in place, and a bunch of others just itching at themselves trying to get that phantom itch for phish out from under our skins
I have an itch also… DO NOT SCRATCH IT AFTER MIDNIGHT THO…/
cmon now…lay off my old chap greg.
hes a good man, jeffrey…and thorough.
^ just so we are all clear that thorough is prnounced “thur-uh”