Will.
Neil.
jeremy
Giuseppe Augusto.
a
paul
burnpile McFuckface
Dan
just call me D Hal (david)
sweetie, honey, baby, papa, pops, popcorn, bill, bill-o, william, billy, guillermo, chubs, fone, fony, fonefono, premier, and (by the drivers I meet on the road) asshole.
That about covers it.
Steve
Hey you.
That usually gets my attention.
Well, I guess you can call me Chris
some people call me the space cowboy…
Custie McNooberson
the title of this thread makes it smell like bacon in this muthafucka
Jerkface Dishwater.
Hootie McBoob!
^lol.
^^lol. seriously though greg, what’s your name?
some people call me Maurice
Snoop Doggie Dog.
My momma calls me brian though.
McLovin
No…wait…I learned that from something I saw on TV.
Eli
Not Elijah…not Elias…not anything else
Just Eli
I always though Eli was a cool name.
Eli.
Eli.
Fun to type, too.