wtf
lets play a game.
Why is the girl sleeping outside?
It was raining and he didn’t want the chain to rust.
at least it’s a guaranteed ride.
…that was terrible.
okay lets try again Will.
this time make it funny
lol
i’m gonna say he’s a bike cop with a typical obsession
cuz that bike is worth like 1000 dollars.
that girl is worth…well…ya know.
is that bike a tandem?
where’s her bike?
She must have lost too many rounds of foosball I guess, huh?
im not sure those two know one another. i think she may have randomly passed out there. that pad thing shes sleeping on sure looks inviting. to me anyways.
whats that ham doing by her feet?
I think the more important question is why does she have so many clothes on?
I don’t know man but somebody better get that ham in a cooler before it spoils
Maybe the bitch snores.
at least his bike will never LIE to him and and CHEAT on him with some stupid art-school FUCKER and MAKE FUN OF HIM for being a minute man and CALL HIM A FIRECROTCH!!!
ha ha. heh. hm. yep.
::makes appointment with psychologist::
::hands charliejack a valium::
i’d say what are these people doing invading that bike’s privacy like that?
Is he spooning the bike?
it looks like he’s doing a bit more than that if you can imagine where the seat is.
maybe the bike is really his penis.
its all starting to make sense now.
except why isn’t that ham in a cooler?
come on really, who sleeps with a ham? I’m starting to think that maybe the chick is the weird one.
thats the thing…shes not really sleeping WITH the ham…she seems to have kicked it off the little mat it shared with her.
who kicks a ham out of bed?
seriously.