Except the ham could be crawling into bed with that young lady.
What self-respecting ham crawls into bed with a young lady? honestly.
Why is there a wall of green tarp in the middle of the woods?
so many questions and so few answers…
"Bitch get out of my tent and take that god damn stray ham of yours with you!
Yes, you can sleep on the mat but that ham better stay off!"
Maybe the bike is more lubricated, and thus easier to ‘handle’, than the ham kicker.
ham wallet, i get it
you guys are making way too big of a deal out of this
anybody who’s never kicked their girlfriend out of a tent to sleep with their bike instead is a communist.
Maybe she’s just, you know, repeating the behavior.
He kicked her out of the tent, now she’s kicking the ham out.
Maybe she’s doing it subconsciously, maybe in her sleep, even. Probably isn’t even aware that her ham kicking is related to the fact that she was kicked out once.
You know, there’s some heavy psychology being unearthed here.
This is my favorite thread in the whole world.
the fucked up thing is that the ham is still sitting there despite our pleas to put it in a cooler.
doesnt anyone care?
Are we sure that it is, after all, a ham?
It’s a ham, goddammit!!!
kicks Oscar out of thread
I took care of the ham problem for us. I couldn’t stand to see that poor ham go to waste.
and yes, its definitely a ham.
anyone want a sandwich?
HEY!!
PUT THAT DAMN HAM BACK!!
at least I left the bike
so weird!
i was gonna tell you to put it on his face.
thst dudes a fuckin meat head.
i don no how 2 spel
dude’s got a little bit of ham on his face.
he probably can’t tell because he’s asleep.