Where in the HELL is Ian?!

ghey.
broke.
straight-edge.

Two in the mornin and the partys still jumpin
Cause my momma aint home
I got bitches in the living room gettin it on
And, they aint leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we dont love them hoes, yeah!
So we gonna smoke a ounce to this
Gs up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this

at least that what i imagine to be happening

I was there when he got dressed at 3.30am this morning to play Pro Evo 5 and smoke a J, that’s a priority right there.

I’m scared!

clings to neck’s neck

wait a tic…yer a friend of his? get that bastard on the horn!!

it’s all coming out now.

went over for a smoke and pro evo, should have won the konami cup…didn’t… ended up staying over and the urge to play again was so strong we got up…out of our separate beds… to continue the cup and smoke a J at 3.30am…didn’t win that time either…

ahhhhhhhh…the plot sickens!

konami cup… .I think i’ve played that

we used to play winning eleven six at college all the fucking time, fun game

who in sam hell is this 0 guy?

actually a friend of Ian? LIke, real-life style?? hmm

IT’s Vernixx!

awesome game, the best. Such a shame the new one has different commentators, although we are yet to play it. We need to win the Konami Cup on 6 star/top player on 5 and 6 before moving to 2008.

a bonafide friend, real style.

He is a friend who is kind of like, who is kind of like, a mini… mall.

^HA, 2nd that.

Okay 0 you just go get #1 and tell him to post some toast.

Ian is everywhere.

All-knowing.

Omnipotence.

Gotta get me some of that.

i need to get me some 3rd person omnicience.

Ain’t he Ian’s bandmate?? Or bandaid?? Or bandanna??

ians banana…i think thats what he said.

close, I’m his banana peeler. We are going to attempt the Konami Cup again tonight, I will force him on here.

Forcing Ian. That should be the name of a band.

I found him…