Which one are you?

Non-Phish General
#1

I am certainly a sore, fat, tired, smart, dumb, tight ass… thats been around… ;D

#2

I am a fat ass. I just don’t get as much exercise as I used to.

#3

I can be all of the above from time to time, but dumb ass is most always how I view myself.

#4

Is a wiseass the same as a smart ass? I will accept either designation.

#5

#6

So, no?

#7

Yes, chris, yes…you’re a smart wise-ass

#8

Shut up and bend over. Stat.

#9

Better than a Peder-ass.

#10

CHRIS EXPLAIN!!!

#11

You see, what this pederass is doing is licking his ball(s), both for good luck and intimidation. A smart/wiseass would just throw the thing down the lane, throw a thumbs up ala Al Bundy and celebrate his strike, whilst not touching little children.

#12

I’d say I’m just an ass. That works out for me.