I urge you not to do this.
What chance of a reunion will have then?
(mind you, giving ol’ red the presidential pardon could improve chances).
Even as a bloody foreigner I find the US elections terrifically entertaining - I am enjoying the contributions of many candidates. Especially the fact that you have a woman and an AfricanAmerican in with a good chance of running, I love Huckabee’s Chuck Norris endorsement, I love Ron Paul’s surprisingly large support from the internet generation. It all makes for a pretty decent race.
As for their actual politics… I think the only true way to tell if any of them would make a good president is to put them in power and see what happens (obviously an impossibility). So it’s all guesswork at this stage.