Why don’t eyelashes grow really long?
Why is there a tree near me that smells like semen?
semen smells?
like what?
haha, I hate those trees, too. I call them Cum Trees…self-explanatory. And yes, Neck, it absolutely has a smell. It’s hard to describe. Can a smell be classified as bitter? I dunno, but it’s not very pleasant, for sure.
crazy…i guess i never took the time to smell it like cletus did…
what?
Why am I running?
Why?
Cum trees?
Oh brother.
Semen smells like… stinky seamen… 
ya those cum trees do exist, theres one down the street from me. althgouth i never noticed it until some one pointed it out, and even still im not to sure.
wierd… never heard of these trees until i read this thread… then tonight i found myself sitting underneath one to watch fireworks. gross.
i believe these trees grow fruit as well…
…cumquats as i recall…
^^^^go, Ghost!
anyway, i think Bradford pear trees also smell like this…except it’s in the spring when they bloom, not in the summer.
Astral, that was perfect hahaha 
Diluted bleach… at least that’s always what I thought it smelled like .
LOL 
yea um so um…eyelashes
there is a secret society of people who work for mascara that killed off all humans with the gene of eyelashes that grow forever so that they wouldnt go out of business.
Eye lashes are great. They can be very attractive at times…
WHYYYYYY OH WHYYYYYY!!!
why oh why weigh!
hawaii…hawaii…hawaii…howareya…howrya…how are ya
They have “jizz trees” (as we call them) aplenty down here in Georgia. They’re some kind of white tree that really does indeed smell like it, and it’s vile, and I don’t like them.
man alive!!
im just baffled that all you dudes know that semen has a scent.
maybe im not getting it near enough to my face to smell it…
what am i doing wrong?
I mean we’re not gay… to me it really doesn’t require shoving one’s face into it in the least to smell that, seems strong as hell to me.