why oh why weigh!
hawaii…hawaii…hawaii…howareya…howrya…how are ya
They have “jizz trees” (as we call them) aplenty down here in Georgia. They’re some kind of white tree that really does indeed smell like it, and it’s vile, and I don’t like them.
man alive!!
im just baffled that all you dudes know that semen has a scent.
maybe im not getting it near enough to my face to smell it…
what am i doing wrong?
I mean we’re not gay… to me it really doesn’t require shoving one’s face into it in the least to smell that, seems strong as hell to me.
well all im saying is that i have never noticed any sort of scent attatched to my semen…
and i didnt so you were gay…you homo.
It’s not necessary for it to be near your face, friend. I can pick up the scent from across the room. Next time you’re…ya know, check it out, lol. 
“I love the smell of cumquats in the morning.”

“it smells like” orgasm.
Seems that this thread has gotten a little ‘out of hand’.
In order for this thread to get out of hand, I do believe it has to be “in hand” first.
And Ian made sure that never happened!
I was just asking the wise folk of the OKP a couple of questions!
little peter griffin: “why did the dinosaurs die out?”
tour guide: “because you touch yourself at night.”
k…really though…why do they put so much chlorine in my tap water?
why does it smell so much better when it comes out of the britta filter?
why can no one else tell the difference in smell?
am i crazy?
do britta pitchers/filters work?
am i buying into a gimmick?
why does the city next to me have better tasting water than i do?
why does most of “round room”…the album…suck?
why am i up at 6:11 am?
who the fuck is this?
why are you calling me so late?
i mean early…
why are the settings always the same in my dreams?
there are like 4 or 5 different settings that all seem to interconnect…i see one almost every night…sometimes two…maybe all…its crazy…like my high school…but its not my highschool (you know what im saying…you know exactly what im saying…)…and this cottage area that seems similar to my uncles cottage that i spent alot of time at as a child…a GIANT abandoned warehouse/industrial park…and one or two i cant remember right now…
why are dreams so weird?
why do thay seem so real?
why can you remember them and then forget them in a split second?
k…i’ll stop…
eye-HEART-you
I am pretty sure my tap water is run-off from the cumquat tree.
Yummy!
in all seriousness, the new york city water purification plant is like one of the best in the country, so we have great tap water. that is why i don’t understan all the assholes with their spring water, whoever invented selling “spring water” for $2.00 a bottle is a villain! pure and simple.
anyway, i also found that when i travelled Europe, all of the water was totally drinkable, even in Eastern Europe
But the other week I was down in Washington DC and their tap water tasted like ass. where am i going with this? i dont know, but water is good.
why does Ian always have the best threads?
Why am I running?
hey.
that is unconfirmed.
i am still awaiting the test results.
Why did ICC leave?
^because he has rabies