How many commercials there are during NFL games…
Political Commercials…
Gimmicky Fast Food Games, such as Monopoly at McDonald’s…Does anyone even really win these things?
Anything Grind Your Gears?
my clutch?
I “won” explosive diarrhea the last time I ate McDonald’s!
The number of magazines at the checkout counters all about celebrities: People, US Weekly, In Touch, Cosmo, Oprah, Enquirer…etc.
Hollister: you ever smell the scent permeating from these stores. It reaks of coolness.
Pedestrians.
Games. Why must everyone play games? I feel like this whole relationship nonsense gets way over complicated. Is the only way to get a man and keep him, to play games? I really hate this. alot. I finally found someone who I really like, and we even had a talk to figure out where things were going. However, we were pretty drunk. We eventually came to the conclusion that even though he wasn’t sure if he wanted a girlfriend right now that we said that we should be together, but we’ll talk it over sober. Then I didn’t hear from him all week. I know he’s busy dealing with a big move, but I also have a sneaking suspicion that he was just saying nice things to make me happy. I have no fucking idea though. But I have a sneaking suspicion that I’m on my way out the door…
^Yeah, I don’t do the games thing anymore which is probably why I rarely keep a girlfriend for more than two weeks nowadays. It’s amazing how many people DON’T want you to tell them the truth and be honest about everything. Just hilarious.
For me? Other drivers. They can’t drive. You have people on cell phones driving 30mph in the fast lane and have NO idea they’re blocking all traffic. Folks who sit in the left turn lane to merge into your lane and expect you to let them through 100% of the time. Folks who don’t drive faster than the lane to the right of them…there’s a tip, kids…if you’re not faster than the lane to your right, then get over (unless it’s a traffic jam, I suppose). Or how about those jackasses that must keep a 30foot bubble of space between them and the driver in front of them and constantly slam on their breaks to keep that space there even though the whole point of the extra space is to give you time to stop the call. And SUVs…I hate SUVs…no one knows how to drive them, and they block my view. Make them go away.
And how about Dick Commercials. You know “erectile disfunction” which they try to cleverly call “ED” like it’s AIDS or something. It’s not that the product is bad but the commercials are TERRIBLE. And every company seems to have hired the same ad firm to do everyone of them. Let’s show old men laughing while fishing. Let’s show some greying dude dancing with his greying wife. Of course, then there’s the abomination of the “Viva Viagra” commercials where they show a group of dudes just jamming away in a barn to that song. Good lord almighty…
Stevo
^BWAHAHAHAHAHA
not using the search… that grinds my gears.
^^i was gonna post that link too…
please use old thread.
I seem to recall from some of your earlier posts that you are a bit of a player yourself…it sucks when you’re the one getting played, doesn’t it?
Don’t hate the player, hate the game. Or is it the other way around…
:-*
^hahha touche.
which thread was that?
^ I think it was “Type Your Thoughts” from a couple months ago.
Hey, we all have needs, right? We just have to balance those needs with our moral imperative. IMO and all that.
Games are fun when you know the rules and you can play to your advantages. But that doesn’t happen often enough (for anyone, really). So games seem sucky most of the time. I think I got played like a sucker by this girl I was seeing for about a week and a half, although I’m still not sure if I farted on her. And that might have something to do with it.
hmm interesting…
Know who doesn’t play games? Older women. I just started seeing a woman I’ve known since 5th grade and she’s wonderful. She tells me EXACTLY what she wants. No games involved. It’s beautiful. My favorite line from her is “I’m over 40. I don’t have time for bullshit.”
My advice to Steve-O: get yourself a cougar!!!
Back to the topic: what grinds my gears: University of Michigan. I hate those fuckers…
Addendum: The Wolverines should be tried for crimes against humanity.
That’s crazy UB-Philly my bad on that one…I think I joined in January 2008 when that thread first started…Marijuana affects the memory…And I’m way to lazy to search.
Another thing that grinds my gears: criminal background checks…why does a drug paraphernalia charge in 2003 from the NC show still show up on my record.
Am I crazy or did you just say you’re dating your 5th grade teacher?
:o
You are the man!
You are crazy.