You know you spend too much time on the Oh Kee Pa

Non-Phish General
#1

…when:

  1. You check Todays birthdays to see if it is your birthday or not.

please add something funnier…

#2

when you constantly hit “refresh” and nothing changes and then you get sad…then mad…then sad again.

#3

3)The word neck no longer refers to a body part.

#4
  1. You know you spend too much time on the Oh Kee Pa when enough time has passed that a topic regarding the amount of time you spend on Oh Kee Pa is created.
#5
  1. when you accuse members from England of being Ian.
#6
  1. you are still being accused of being Ian 7 months after joining.
#7

haha yep

  1. when you go out of town for 4 days and systematically go through every post you missed when you get home
#8

fuck hank, learn to count

#9

^

  1. when you’re the first person to correct someone’s typo
#10
  1. you’re able to identify someone despite constant change in avatar and name
#11
  1. you want to be able to respond to face to face conversations with funny pictures

not that that ever happens to me though

#12
#13

bwaahahaha!

that little bastard cat never gets old.

#14

Whoah that totally happens to me sometimes! That’s hilarious. I seriously have been sitting around with friends and wishing that that could be part of our joking around. That’s great, I’ve never knew how to put that thought process into words before.

  1. When you read about news/shows/current events, you immediately want to post about it on the Pa.

  2. When the OhkeePa is your homepage.

  3. When you use ‘sonted’ in an actual verbal sentence describing your current situation.

#15

I’m glad I’m not alone on that one. Was it well recieved in your situation?

  1. You know about THE thread, and you keep it quiet, but you don’t even want to keep it secret anymore because no one posts there anymore anyway, plus half of it was destroyed which really eats you up inside…shhh.
#16

What is this too much time you speak of?

#17
  1. When you impregnate another human being and proceed to tell the OKP before your mother!
#18

^LOL!

  1. when you are angered by the fact that the meat board hasnt advanced past 1624 posts.
#19

perfect.

#20
  1. When you talk about people and situations read from OKP in your everyday life…using the words “a buddy of mine” because you don’t want to explain to people that the person/story is really from an internet message board you have been visiting for x number of months/years.