You know you spend too much time on the Oh Kee Pa

Non-Phish General
#15

I’m glad I’m not alone on that one. Was it well recieved in your situation?

  1. You know about THE thread, and you keep it quiet, but you don’t even want to keep it secret anymore because no one posts there anymore anyway, plus half of it was destroyed which really eats you up inside…shhh.
#16

What is this too much time you speak of?

#17
  1. When you impregnate another human being and proceed to tell the OKP before your mother!
#18

^LOL!

  1. when you are angered by the fact that the meat board hasnt advanced past 1624 posts.
#19

perfect.

#20
  1. When you talk about people and situations read from OKP in your everyday life…using the words “a buddy of mine” because you don’t want to explain to people that the person/story is really from an internet message board you have been visiting for x number of months/years.
#21

^LOL This is a nice one.

  1. When people have a random photo in their avatar and you start to picture that person speaking what you’re reading in their posts, even if that person is someone famous. For example, I picture Conan O’Brien when I read Ladyphish’s posts…which is weird in itself.

Stevo

#22
  1. You become suddenly exhausted of Phish and internet boards and mysteriously disappear for months on end.
#23
  1. …you see more and more pics of chili in the threads you post in so you start frequenting a different forum that caters to beer nerds and since there is no real tour to go on you go to special beer releases at breweries and start trading rare beer with people around the country and around the world and then you here Phish might come back so you find yourself Googling Oh Kee Pa because you can’t remember how to spell it and then you find it and start wondering how many more rare beer releases you can make it to before you have to start buying tickets.
#24

  1. You understand the chili.

  2. Where the fuck is Vern?

#25

^he’s brewing up some hetty chili for the forthcoming reunion tour

#26

ive seen him poking around on a bisco board recently.

#27

what were YOU doing there?

holding it for a friend?

#28

yeah…its not mine. seriously. why dont you believe me? these arent even my pants!!

#29
#30

^I remember you! You’re that guy who suddenly become exhausted of Phish and internet boards and mysteriously disappeared for months on end.

#31
  1. What happened to greg/vern/ian is a question you find yourself seriously considering every 3-6 months.
#32

greg is fine…palys world of warcraft or some shit…talk to him on aim sometimes.

vern lives in mew mexico and is living the seck life…as far as i know.

ian…well…ian gave up…then feigned a ‘come-back’ then dissed us again. he wants to care about the OKP…but he doesnt…to be honest with you…the way he’s been handling this it makes me feel a little dead inside. yeah, im dead inside.

::eats 17 advil::

but…

::ambulance comes::

ian…

i thought that…

and then you…

remember when we…

and i was all…

and now its…

…

…

#33

^yeah that’s pretty much how I feel too.

nice summation, Thom

::dies::

#34

^::waves beer in front of nose and revives him::