Your map of the US

I’ve been everywhere man, I’ve been everywhere

At least at some point in my life I have touched every state with both feet. Some of the Northeastern States were done as a pass through, but we stopped and ate in every state on the way to Maine.

starts singing that dam i’m an everywhere man song from that damn tv commercial

i’ve been everywhere man

i’m an everywhere man

i’ve been everywhere man

i’m an everywhere man

way to be guy

no problemo, thats been in my head since i posted that. So i’ve been listening to MJ videos and now Billie Jean is in my head.

Isn’t Louisiana west of the Mississippi?

I wish you weren’t such a liar!

Indeed it is!

Go west, young man!

I visited New Orleans, which is on the east side of the river.

Touche.

States I’ve actually visited and spent time in:

States I’ve just passed through whilst traveling (included visited ones):

i wish you werent a liar.

Will you let me finish a damn story?

::clings silverware on plate::

Damn I really have got to head west!!!

I take offense to these Indiana comments. It’s the Crossroads of America. If you have spent any time traveling by car you have certainly passed through Indiana.

^ Erie, Indiana is one of the coolest places in America as far as I’m concerned.

is there an “erie” indiana?

erie, pennsylvania?

gary, indiana?

my home sweet home?

Nice “Music Man” reference.

There’s an Erie in several states, I think.

There was also a show called “Eerie, Indiana,” although I’m not sure why they spelled it the way they did. That alone was enough to make me not watch it.

gary, IN smells like shiz-nit.

But… we always stopped at this sweet truck stop on the way to and from Alpine called, um…hmmmm. can’t remember, and they had these omellettes.

They had chili and cheese and peppers in them.

They were called “Mexibellies”

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…Mexibelly

p.s. Gary, IN can suck my balls.

p.p.s. Michael Jackson is from there.

There is an Erie, N.D.

I’ve been there. They have a lake and a campground.

Hawaii & Alaska are next on my list.

Now I need to get overseas.